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circle jerk

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017
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jerk-a-holic

Like a workaholic or an alcoholic, only addicted to masturbation instead of alcohol or work.
Jimmy is a right jerk-a-holic. He hasn't seen sunlight in weeks!
by Elvo July 16, 2007
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Upside Down Buffalo Jerk

When a guy is standing on his head and the girl is giving him a hand/blow job and as he is about to cum she sticks her finger in his butthole and jerks him off the floor. (Animal noises optional)
I am working out so much now that I can upside down buffalo jerk my boyfriend three inches off the ground!
by Kristashia February 7, 2009
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uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd
fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009
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Google circle jerk

A circle jerk that occurs in a Google+ huddle.
Guys, it'll be ok when all of us here at the fraternity move away after graduation, after all, we can still Google circle jerk.
by weyus July 22, 2011
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Erk N' Jerk Serp

A concoction of E&J brandy mixed with a sedative syrup such as Hydrocodone/Hydromet/Hycodan. Similar to "sizzurp" and/or "purple drank". Syrup may or may not be cherry/strawberry flavored but is typically red in color. Recommended with Dr Pepper, Coca Cola or Jarrito's Lime Soda.
I moved from Miami to Atlanta and these cats introduced me to that Erk n' Jerk Serp! I was wasted all day!
by mr_bojiggler October 20, 2010
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