4 definitions by tyreethus_mento
Something you say when something goes wrong in life. Usually you use this phrase when a plan fails, or something bad happens that was unexpected. Also said when a dream you had dies, hence "Rest in Peace" the dream, meaning the dream has died.
When I couldn't find a condom, my girlfriend said "RIP the dream", because we had been planning to have sex for months.
by tyreethus_mento February 14, 2017
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After my girlfriend dumped me, I had to remember how to go sicko mode on my cucumber so I wouldn’t get too lonely.
by tyreethus_mento January 01, 2019
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To get jebaited means to get the finessed or exposed. One usually shouts this term out when their friend gets roasted, exposed, or finessed. People who are especially good at jebaiting are known as jebait gods, and should be treated with the utmost respect.
by tyreethus_mento June 28, 2017
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When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.
As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.
by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017
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