Jerkoplasm 

Noun for cum, ejaculate, semen, jizz.

Verb; act of masturbation, as in jerk-off

I had the best jerkoplasm thinking about that hot chick across the bar.

Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025

Jerkoplasm 

Noun; cum, jizz, semen, ejaculater

I had the best jerkoplasm while thinking about the hot chick across the bar.

Jerkoplasm by Moe’s jerk-offs January 2, 2025

jakoplasma 

You guys know that 'mycoplasma' is k/a the joker of Plant Kingdom.

Similarly, Joker of the Animal Kingdom is Jakoplasma.

Jakoplasma's purpose is to make shittiest of shitty jokes and make ppl laugh. He/she listens to other ppl carefully, loves them, very shy, feels jealous at times, and often makes fun of his/her ex.

Ruth : Everyone should have a Jakoplasma in their life.

Daniel : Cannot agree more with you.

jakoplasma by Jakoplasma April 10, 2018