cumguzzlingchutneyferet's definitions

half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009

uncalculated nipple jerk

an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd

fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 2, 2009