2 definitions by cumguzzlingchutneyferet

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an accidental gropeing of a womans breasts while moving through a dense crowd
fucking hell mate did you see that? squeezing past that bird at the bar i had an uncalculated nipple jerk, loved it.
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet June 02, 2009
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non commited fingering of the anus.
"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"
by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 16, 2009
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