The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.
*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
by Gowaduv January 7, 2010
Get the iPhoneGoggles mug.Some dbag who pretends to be taking a photo or video with his Iphone when he really just wants to show everybody he owns an Iphone.
Ian saw a hot girl coming so he whipped out his Iphone and extended his arms as high and far as he could like a true iPhoneographer to pretend he was taking a picture, hoping the girl would see the logo and fall madly in love with him.
by tasteslikechicken March 30, 2012
Get the iPhoneographer mug.people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.
dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
Get the iphoner mug.One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.
Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010
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Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand
by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010
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The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
The iphone text messaging has an internal speller that phonetically changes words as you type them.
When texting GF I had I typed lard and but for reasons why I did not want to eat at Cracker Barrel with her and thanks to iPhoneticorrection, GF thinks I told her she has a large butt. If only Cracker Barrel had fruit I would not be in iPhoneticorrection Trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
I ducked my ex GF yesterday at lunch and now she thinks that I *ucked my GF yesterday at lunch.
I so mouch in terrible. lol Much in trouble.
by Silver Tongue Mountain Man April 14, 2010
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an iphoneisdabombaholic is someone that writes an email that looks like this....
Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!
~Sent from my iPhone
Yo, Cam is da Bomb !!
~Sent from my iPhone
by sinjin313 July 22, 2010
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