Definitions by Gowaduv
iPhoneGoggles
The resolution on most smartphones is poor enough that it can simulate beer goggles. Hence, it is possible to think someone is hot based on the picture on your phone, but in real life you wouldn't fuck them with a borrowed dick.
*checks email on phone* Wow, this chick is smokin hot.
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
*Checks email on PC* Holy Shit?! My goddamned iPhoneGoggles did it again- she's butt ugly!
iPhoneGoggles by Gowaduv January 7, 2010
hot burp
When you think you're just burping but bile or stomach acid bubbles up into your throat or sinues. It burns. It usually has an 'aftertaste.' If it makes it into you're mouth, that's good ol' vomiting.
I thought it was just going to be a burp, but that Mexican food gave me a lime and cilantro hot burp that burned for a half hour.