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Hodeo

A get-together or a party where the attendance is predominantly female. Similar in fashion to a brodeo.
Look at all these girls... Yeah, finally a good hodeo!
by UnmannedLeech January 3, 2009
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Hoesing

"Jon and I went hoesing last night".
by PhilosophyofFilm July 17, 2011
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hoes be tripping

1. When a female that engages in lots of sexual intercourse is high off the dank.
2. When said female is in awe of a large penis
1. My dick so big hoes be trippin
2. Me: this party is dank
Friend: I know hoes be tripping
by ITradeDankMemesForPokemonCards February 9, 2015
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Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009
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Boats & Hoes

white boy riding in a 85' Cadillac De Ville
"Bro did you see them boats & hoes?!"

"Hell yeah! that car is legit!"
by white BOI haha March 22, 2009
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Hobese

adj.

A person who is so much a ho it is hazardous to one's health.

An obscene state of obesity mixed with the element of skank.

See Hobesity
That man can only be described as hobese.

Katie is so hobese that if she wears shorts they turn into a thong.
by Straight Serious November 17, 2004
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Hoes mad

Used in response when someone points out that you in some places of America are not allowed to chop the limbs off of your child and vacuum its brain out the mother, sorry... birthing person. The phrase got popularized after Clarence Thomas, defender of American children, together with the other members of red justice leauge threw out Hoe vs. Wade out the window, which was the most horribly decided SCOTUS precedent in the history of the United States.
A: The Supreme Court just overturned Roe v Wade, there are countrywide protests, even in Pro-Choice states.
B: Damn, Hoes mad!
by CopeFrancis22 June 27, 2022
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