Frederick James Hofman

Frederick is a man who has a micro pp. He will never be able to please a woman and will have no chance of giving a girl an orgasm. He is also a spaz who is exceptionally fast. He will also argue with his male teachers in middle and high school. On top of that he will meet a girl named Sierra and will like her. He will soon lose interest but than faller for her again and they will get married. They will have around 10 children.

Your a Frederick JAmes Hofman

by Xx_thefurgy_xX May 17, 2019

Freepers

Free Republic is a publically funded news aggregator that all members may post articles that interest them. Administration moderators check for hate, criminal ideas, etc.
Topics discussed range from news, humor, religions, hunting, fun with guns, responsible gun handling, news from the various Second Amendment organizations, women’s issues, gay issues, etc.
Sciences are a big part of the content since many of the members work in senior positions in biology, physics, chemistry, communications, NASA, all branches of the military, spies, diplomacy, and all branches of our government.
Many authors are members. Most members use nicknames though some make clear their names.
Yes, creation is discussed. Most of the science members are quick to squash some goofy ideas but occasionally some things show up that “science” hadn’t thought of.
Most Freepers think “climate change”{ is a scam. Trans ... fats are good in moderation but guys in dresses are weird and no good can come from that.
No member is allowed to hurt anybody no matter what. That’s the rule.
Generally, Freepers are law-abiding, upper-income, hard-working, religious, family-oriented guys and gals you would like to have as neighbors.

Freepers are Law-abiding, educated, hard-working, family-oriented people you would like as neighbors.

by Namvolunteer July 26, 2019

Freezerve

Exactly what it sounds like -- preserve something by freezing it.

Scientists found a mummy that was freezerved for centuries.

Person A: This bread will go bad soon!
Person B: Not if you freezerve it.

by Awesome_kagura September 17, 2019

Frederik

People have yet to waste their time to write about Frederik.

Person 1: "Did you see Frederik the other day?"
Person 2: "See the what?"

by i_identical April 6, 2020

Frederik Kousgaard

Frederik’s are the greatest boyfriend anyone could ever wish for! They are an extremely rare breed, known as the Nordic Aliens located in the heart of Pleiades. One has been sent down to earth disguised as the most handsomest guy ever to exist. He has the most beautiful blue eyes, soft looking hair, perfectly sculpted face and not to mention a body of a sex god. Anyone to meet a Frederik are considered the luckiest humans alive. He will make your life go from bad to good, your mood go from sad to happy, your heart go from broken to whole. He is sweet, kind, caring, loyal, funny and the best thing to ever happen to someone! You just fall instantly in love with him and being loved by one is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go. You’ll want him to be in his arms forever!

Frederik Kousgaard: the most beautiful handsome person alive

by frttyui May 12, 2020

Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride

The act of one or more bouncer(s) riding a person being asked to leave down the stairs towards the exit of a bar or establishment you are being removed as if you are a sleigh (sled, surfboard, snowboard... you get the idea)

If that drunk dude keeps messing up he is going for a Fredericksburg Sleigh Ride.

by King66 May 30, 2020

Frederick Tsai

A handsome perfume guy. Who use perfume to wash his hair, clothes, dishes, and he even drinks perfume.

A: Hey, where can you buy a good perfume?
B: Why do you ask me, stupid? Go ask Frederick Tsai.

by Mr.Slug March 24, 2021