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Chooser

A person who cheats to lose a game while choosing who will win.
Jake and Scarlet's mom is a Chooser. They always win at candy land!

She ain't a Chinner she's a Chooser.
by SnJ March 2, 2014
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choobs

that space between the neck and the boobs on a girl, that is sort of squishy, and is pretty much part of le boob.
"I was feeling her choobs, making my way to the tittays when her mom walked in."
by DI-Unit July 20, 2006
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Azn Chopstick Mafia

An Azn Baller Gang that likes to eat cat ears on a stick.
The Head, Hiro Meister has a habit of breaking the ankles of C Meister (minion), and Mad Dog (fuckin white gang). The legend of the Hiro Meister says that he was found rolling down a water slide wrapped up in a rice cake. The legend also says that his father was a hairless platypus and mother, a skinny panda.
The other founder of the gang is the Currie Meister. The Currie Meister has a very bad habit of J ing 3-pointers on Mad Dog, C Meister, and Hiro Meister's head. The legend of the Currie Meister says, that he was found in a roll of Cagbiatch in a dark alley of Hong Kong. His father is believed to be the god of the Seamen that live in the deep oceans of Japan. He is well known for the Judo Slap. His mother was believed to be the first empress of the egg roll dynasty.
The C Meister got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on February 6, 2008. The C Meister is actually white, but she got accepted into the gang because the Hiro Meister and the Currie Meister (coolest azns on earth) decided to let the C Meister in the gang with one exception.....to pass the Great Test of the Ninja Monkeys.
This test is a test that non-azns take to become an official Azn. To pass this test, you'll have to be able to do the following:

Type in AzN PrYdE fOrM

Be able to pick up sushi with chopsticks

Be able to look at a cat and think "damn! you'll make some good sushi!"

Speak 1 fluent Azn Language
(If impossible, learn to speak English in an Azn accent):
I'm shpeaking Engrish. or I wrould rike to take a chinese singing lesson pleashe.

Anyways, the C Meister scored a ninjamazing 4/4 on the Great test of the Ninja Monkeys. The C Meister has a bad habit of dunking on peoples heads such as, the Hiro Meister, the Currie Meister, and the Mad Dog. It has a very bad effect of making you feel shitty for atleast 5 days. This C Meister is a full-white girl, but can jump like a black man.
The legend of the C Meister says, that she was found inside an egg roll at a shitty Chinese Buffet. Her father was believed to be the inventor of Ramen Noodles, and the father of Ninjutsu.
The Azn Chopstick Mafia is the coolest gang in the world.
by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009
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Choopie

A word describing anything that contains something else within it. For example, a home, car, a jar of peanut butter (the jar being the choopie).
Shiiiiiit, fool I was all up in that choopie, and once i got out of it, she shit all over the bed. That's the last time I ever make a girls ass a choopie.
by WuTang Killa Bee November 29, 2010
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AzN Chopstick Mafia

Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
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Choop'd

v.
1. To claim something does not exist, and post proof that proves its existence without realizing it.
*Gives lists of acronyms* CE is not in there!
*but it is!*
Someone else:CHOOP'D!
by Y halo thar, buttsecks? February 17, 2007
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choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
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