Beer Bladder

When you have to pee every five seconds due to excess beer consumption.

Dude, we drank so many Heinekens tonight, my beer bladder is in full effect.

by ChantAndiPants October 17, 2008

Buck a Beer

Ontario slang. Cheapest legally available beer. Between Oct 2005 and Dec 2008 the minimum price of beer in Ontario was $24 for a case of twenty-four. This minimum price has since been raised to $25.60 but the moniker "Buck a Beer" has remained for all beers that are sold at minimum price.

Guy 1 "Wow that beer's gross"
Guy 2 "What do you expcect for Buck a Beer?"

Girl 1 "That beer tastes great!"
Girld 2 " I know right? And it's Buck a Beer!"

by jianadaren1 October 7, 2009

beer shits

black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.

"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."

by chopstik rick April 15, 2006

Beeramid

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Beeramid is a re-rack called at 6 cups in which the cups are arranged in an equilateral triangle, with a base row of three, a mid row of two, and an apex of one. In games in which re-racking is demanded after sinking four cups, this rack is typically the rack required.

Hey guys, give us a Beeramid, mah prease.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

beer noob

Somebody who pretends to like the taste of the discount urine they're drinking in order to justify getting drunk as cheaply as possible.

Cashier: "Is that a case of Coors Light I should be ringing up for you?"
Beer Noob: "Does the nametag on my janitor uniform say Bill Gates or something? Natty Ice please."

by yajme August 26, 2009

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005