Bejerano 

The last name of kings. People turn blind after reading the last name of this amazing person. Usally really sexy and knows Chuck Norris and Spider-man and all the other super heroes in the world.

KID: I wish my last name was Bejerano

Chuck Norris: I know i do too. :,(heroe

Bejerano by Bejerano December 30, 2008

bejarano 

lit

that bejarano is lit

bejarano by bajarano bejarano September 21, 2017

beeranoia 

The emotional state of thinking you've run out of beer, but then realize you actually still have some left.

Decrepit drunk bastard: "jumpin jesus fuck bud, I've got no beer man!"
16 seconds later
"sweet jesus, holy fuck I've got beer bai...'magin I just experienced beeranoia.

beeranoia by tarnishedhate666 November 25, 2017