Tweet Beat

Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.

Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.

by Baggage May 22, 2009

Man Teets

Man Nipples.
Also the gay act of suckin on man titties.

The Wang guru and Master Wang love to Man teet each other continously in French class

by Student October 8, 2004

Teets

everything.

it can be an interjection of both malice and glee.

Teets, I just got accepted to college!

Oh, she just threw up all over my shoes . . . teets.

by J.Strokes April 22, 2009

Tweetfaced

the state of being overwhelmed to the point of exhaustion as a result of the blatant overuse of the social networking tool called "twitter", which at it's more serious phases may cause the affected party to display symptoms resembling inebriation, obliviousness to surroundings, or unexplained mobile device apprehension.

"Come now, Sebastian; put away Cassie's iPhone. You're looking tweetfaced, my boy!"

by Sweet Cuppin' Cakes July 2, 2009

Tweetfart

a lapse in the thought process while tweeting that causes you to post something that maybe you shouldn't.

@Kanye :I know I said I'd bite my tounge but 6 AMA noms for a 19 year oLd?!?! Two albums!? Fuck that!!!!!

TMI can lead to tweetfarting. Here is an example:
@ruthakers They canceled school and reminded everyone to "Prepare for a blackout" I've got 2 bottles of Vodka and percocet Blackout is *so happening* (definitely a tweetfart)

by ebabe February 10, 2010

money tweet

getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.

jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

teets

darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt

teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"

by Darrick Teeter October 14, 2008