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Tweetsdom 

Extremely moronic and exasperating Tweets that, through platitudes, pretend to enlighten us with ready-made wisdom about the most significant spiritual or businesslike issues.

(platitude: a trite or banal remark or statement, especially one expressed as if it were original or significant.)
"Ok, gimme some examples of Tweetsdom... enlighten me."

"Well, how about the following?" "Did you know that you actually have to water flowers on a regular basis? Not just once when you buy them!", or "The book you don't read won't help.", or "Leadership and success is simple. Not easy. But simple.", or "Do not despair because the one you love does not respond the same as you.", or "It's kind of hard to think outside the box if you are trapped in one!", or..."

"OK, OK, OK... Oh boy... Please, STOP IT!!! You´re killing me... I got it, Tweetsdom is anything that sounds like been said by Deepak Chopra."
Tweetsdom by rperazag June 18, 2010
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full metal tweetstorm 

The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.
We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.

TweetDump 

Taking a dump while tweeting that I am taking a dump.
Hey guys! I need to take a TweetDump.. You'll want to hear about it?
TweetDump by KcbWords March 2, 2010

Tweetbomb 

A massive amount of tweets aiming at one specific target, in a short amount of time. Used to produce a large amount of publicity about a topic. This word was initially used by Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks radio show.
@cnnbrk We want the public option! Look at the polls! Tell your audience what the American people want. #cnnprotest tweetbomb
Tweetbomb by YoungTurkTom November 4, 2009
N. To win an argument on Twitter rendering the other party unable to respond.
"Madison issued that ratchet girl a tweetdown so bad that she didn't come to school today!"
Tweetdown by Big Alamo October 19, 2013

grand mal tweetstorm 

A series of viscerally reactive tweets usually comprised of thoughtless hate speech and disparagement of another.
There he goes again finding ways to be heard as he attempts to re-route the attention of the masses with his pitiable forte, the grand mal tweetstorm.

Tweetbomb 

A massive amount of tweets aiming at one specific target, in a short amount of time. Used to produce a large amount of publicity about a topic. This word was initially used by Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks radio show.
@cnnbrk We want the public option! Look at the polls! Tell your audience what the American people want. #cnnprotest tweetbomb
Tweetbomb by YoungTurkTom November 5, 2009
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