teets

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

by Gisborne January 20, 2011

teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

by tomraukura April 2, 2007

teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 15, 2005

teets

A girl with small titties

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.

by yo_daddyB June 12, 2005

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008

teets

A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze

by BIG TY G April 3, 2009

teets

darrick teeter's nickname.

wrestler
football player
the shitttt

teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"

by Darrick Teeter October 14, 2008