teets 

1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.

"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."

"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."

teets by Gisborne January 20, 2011

Teets 

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.

Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...

Teets by robertlsfo September 8, 2009

Teets 

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

Teets by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

teets 

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

teets by tomraukura April 2, 2007

Teets 

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

Teets by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Teets 

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

Teets by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Teets 

Male nipples that secrete milk.

Zach has teets that can provide sustenance to his cats.

Teets by BJP May 8, 2006