1. When you're too gutless to do something. Like being chicken. The phrase "Do it or you're teets." is commonly used to pressure someone into doing something. It's like a double dare only stronger, because the person unquestionably has to do it, obviously, or they're teets.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
2. When you're a lightweight drinker and can't handle your alcohol.
"Play us a song on the guitar!"
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."
"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
"No."
"Do it you're teets."
"Guess I have to then."
"She was vomiting after three."
"Teets."
by Gisborne January 19, 2011
Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon
by tomraukura March 28, 2007
To serve no purpose. Useless
A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.
Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."
by SrBlanco November 06, 2005
A girl with small titties
by yo_daddyB June 05, 2005
by Shweta February 15, 2008
by BIG TY G April 03, 2009
teets pinned that kidd so quick.
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"
the teets train of painnn. he superman'd that hoe.
girls: "teets is so sexyyy"
by Darrick Teeter August 24, 2008