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I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

Autism Speaks 

But they don't listen to real autistic people. For some reason people and big companies support them despite AS' fuckups. Probably blackmail or some shit.
One time I went to a TJ Maxx and on the intercom an employee said that 50% of purchases were going to be donated to Autism Speaks. I left immediately to Target. The store sucked anyways.

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.
John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.
sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Sneako chair 

A lone chair sitting in sight of the bed for one to sit and watch their significant other receive sex from other people while not participating.

See also: Cuck chair
Every hotel got that sneako chair.
Sneako chair by 36368876 March 19, 2023