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Mountain top 

A hot man. Muscular and very attractive. Something you say so the person doesn't know that you're talking about them.
"The crew called 'mountain top' when the attractive customer walked into the store."
Mountain top by ChelseaDudley March 29, 2015

Mountain Dew 

A subliminal way of saying you wanna fuck.
Yo, Billy I wish Shawna would Mountain Dew me. If ya catch my drift.
Mountain Dew by CuntFucker29 October 1, 2017

Mountain man 

Not the manliest kind of man. There is a breed of man even manlier than the mountain man. This is their story- Three farmers in Poland are drinking and decide to challenge each others manhood by playing man games. The first farmer tells the other two to hit him with sacks of potatoes. The other two hit him with the potatoes, then the second farmer decides to up the anti by cranking up a chainsaw and cutting the end of his foot off. The third farmer sees this and decides he will not be outdone so he takes the saw and cuts his own head off with it. You don't get much more manly, only the Maine chainsaw romance guy is in a similar category of manly.
Mountain man, my best bro cut his own head off, that really happened. You thought you were tough til I just told you the story of a real man, you look like a bearded lady boy.
Mountain man by Solid Mantis November 21, 2016

Mountain Dew 

A drink that looks like battery acid
Is that battery acid? Nah its just mountain dew looks like a yellow highlighter
Mountain Dew by LA FLAME WAIKIKI February 2, 2019

Mountain puns

The act of making a joke containing a mountain with a name resembling a human or creature.
"Why was Popeye made at The Pope?" "Why?" "Because he went to mount olive!

"President Washington rode to mount vernon, so Mrs. Washington got furious"

Mountain puns
Mountain puns by Harry Berger April 18, 2011

mountain dew man 

He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew
mountain dew man by Take it January 28, 2018