dick cooties

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

Dick Juice

Semen from a mans penis

I sprayed Lucia with my dick juice!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

dick emergency

A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.

ring ring
sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
click

by demergency July 8, 2019

Dick face cunt nugget

Someone who is the most awful person ever.

Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!

by Lolgayasf July 13, 2019

Dick roof

An oversized disproportionate belly which hangs over your penis so you cannot see it. Also know as a pecker patio, and penis shelter

I was naked walking in the rain. Everywhere got soak and wet except for my penis thanks to my dick roof - DAyBallz

by RyanandDaylensnutz July 19, 2019

Dick Jackal

A stupid, mean, or contemptible person, who performs menial or degrading tasks for another.

ex 1. B, you're such a dick jackal.

ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.

by Author1992 August 2, 2019

Dick Driller

A man who gets women on a daily basis who are at least a 9.5 Rating in hotness.

Johnny Sins, Manuel Ferrano, and Richard Driller are professional Dick Drillers.

by Apollo Odinson August 4, 2019