Definitions by Author1992
faulty-tasking
Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.
Quit faulty-tasking!
faulty-tasking by Author1992 September 14, 2019
snot trough
When your nose starts running suddenly, usually resulting in a heavy flow of snot, you can curl your upper lip and tip your head back to create a snot trough.
snot trough by Author1992 September 13, 2019
Brendan
A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
Brendan by Author1992 September 1, 2019
squeaky leaky
When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.
ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.
squeaky leaky by Author1992 August 30, 2019
Dick Jackal
ex 1. B, you're such a dick jackal.
ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.
ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.
Dick Jackal by Author1992 August 2, 2019