A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
by Author1992 September 01, 2019
When your nose starts running suddenly, usually resulting in a heavy flow of snot, you can curl your upper lip and tip your head back to create a snot trough.
by Author1992 September 13, 2019
Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.
Quit faulty-tasking!
by Author1992 September 15, 2019
When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.
ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.
by Author1992 August 31, 2019
ex 1. B, you're such a dick jackal.
ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.
ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.
by Author1992 August 02, 2019