Author1992's definitions

faulty-tasking

Kind of like multitasking, but the person doing the tasks can only perform one at a time. This is completely unintentional. The faulty-tasker truly believes they are being efficient.

Quit faulty-tasking!

by Author1992 September 14, 2019

snot trough

When your nose starts running suddenly, usually resulting in a heavy flow of snot, you can curl your upper lip and tip your head back to create a snot trough.

Gotta curl that upper lip 'cause I need a snot trough!

by Author1992 September 13, 2019

Brendan

A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.

You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.

by Author1992 September 1, 2019

Dick Jackal

A stupid, mean, or contemptible person, who performs menial or degrading tasks for another.

ex 1. B, you're such a dick jackal.

ex 2. B, don't be a dick jackal.
ex 3. B, nobody likes a dick jackal.

by Author1992 August 2, 2019

squeaky leaky

When you know your shit will inevitably exit your anus as an unexpected liquid mess, but you just keep farting instead. Alternatively, a leaky squeaky is when the feces exit before the gas.

ex. 1 - I hope I don't have a squeaky leaky today.
ex. 2 - I accidentally had a squeaky leaky.
ex. 3 - I feel a squeaky leaky comin'.

by Author1992 August 30, 2019