Definitions by LucarioIzumi

dick cooties 

A strain of cooties that is applied to everything you touch between touching your penis or anything equally dirty and washing your hands.

"Don't touch that tissue box, it has Chad's dick cooties on it."

dick cooties by LucarioIzumi June 19, 2019

folding 

Colloquial term for bank notes.

"I don't have any folding, I'll have to go to the cashpoint."

folding by LucarioIzumi March 8, 2017

miff muffered moof 

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

miff muffered moof by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

Storage Hunters 

A reality TV show starring stand-up comedian Shaun Kelly, in which "abandoned" storage lockers are auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the bidders usually staying the same throughout the series. It achieved particular popularity in the UK on the TV channel Dave, on which a domestic version eventually aired.

"I can't understand a word of what Shaun Kelly actually says on Storage Hunters. It's all just RRRABADARRRRABADA to me."

Storage Hunters by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

Aku Aku 

A floating mask from the Crash Bandicoot game series. He aids Crash & co. in some way. He has an evil twin, Uka Uka.

Aku Aku is yammering on about power-slide boosts again.

Aku Aku by LucarioIzumi January 24, 2011