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Crotch Crawlers 

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...
Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.
Crotch Crawlers by Crunk Dawson December 19, 2009

Crotch Throne 

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.
Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.
Crotch Throne by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010

crotch popcorn 

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.
Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.
"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"
Crotch rocket by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015

crotch awareness 

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

crotch dance 

Usually performed while under the influence of alcohol. While when dancing in a large group of people you stick your hand into the air with it cupped at a grabbing angle while laughing obnoxiously. You then reach down and grab the crotch of some hot unsuspecting babe. This behavior has a tendency to piss off some ladies boyfriends and to get you kicked out of clubs and bars. I speak from experience.
As Bellows drank beer among all of the hot female dancers, he decided then and there to do the crotch dance.