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Crotch Swap

Did you hear Paul got a crotch swap? Her name is Paula now.
by glebs November 10, 2006
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Pop Crotch

When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.
After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.
by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007
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crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio
jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 4, 2003
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Crotch Potato

noun:a couch potato's balls which accumulated dirt resembling a pair of dirty potatoes
man, you've been watching TV for a week straight and you never had a shower, your balls might turn into crotch potatoes
by Action Aardvark February 23, 2011
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Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.
"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."
by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010
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Crotch Rat

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.
Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?
by Chrijones July 24, 2012
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crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.
Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.
by Orpus August 21, 2005
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