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Clam Thermometer 

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy
I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch
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Clam Jam 

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!
Clam Jam by Booka88 June 22, 2010

Clam Digger 

noun -a sex-obsessed, usually grody male who is always pursuing cunt.
Lady 1: Who's that greasy man wearing all that cologne?
Lady 2: Looks like another clam digger, Shirley.
Clam Digger by tuna y red July 3, 2009

Clam Chowder

My friend was hungry so I gave him some of wife's clam chowder

Clam Icing 

When you squeeze the contents of a used condom out on to a pussy and eat it with a spoon.
That was some mighty fine clam icing!
Clam Icing by Spanky Lou April 23, 2003

Clam Bake 

A Clam Bake is when you are at a party where there are more girls then there are boys. It is a "sausage fest," but with girls.
"Dude, this party is a clam bake."
Clam Bake by MillyB August 23, 2011