Convenience

noun

1. anything that saves or simplifies work, adds to one's ease or comfort, etc., as an appliance, utensil, or the like.

2. a concept that diminishes hopelessly, the more we go out and drink our faces off, on a Friday night.

1. James: "You can just walk over it."

2. James: "Whatever happened to the idea of simple convenience!" *chases his choking frustration with a cold one*

by flapjacksPC January 23, 2011

Dog's Convertible

Basically the same as "the bomb" or "the sh*t" but for people who think the're too mature to say "the bomb sh*t" but not elderly enough to say "cat pyjamas"

See my man's SL500 Benz? That's the dog's convertible!

by BubbleDouble January 21, 2010

convenance

Noun

1- Reason used by Certifiable Morons to justify paying $20 for a can of Chef Boyardee.

2- Misspelling of "Convenience" - possibly by Certifiable Morons.

3- That which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient

If you guys don't understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (A-HEH! Convenance Stores!! A-HEM!!), then I guess we now know who the real morons are.

by [e-mail] November 8, 2006

Concentration Block

A game played by marching bands. It is like the game Simon Says expect it is played with commands such as "Right-Face" or "One set of eight forward" but as the game progresses more complicated commands will be added to elimiate more skilled players. A player is out if he does not follow a command properly. The winner is crowned when s/he is the only one left.

After the band has formed a block they are prepared to play Concentration Block.
Drum Major (to band) : "Right-Face-Move!"
Band executes the move
Drum Major (to student who did not properly move) : "(Insert Name), you're out you turned left."

by SaxophoneKing August 5, 2009

Dubious Consent

Sexual consent that is meaningless because the consenter has an impaired state of mind, no option to decline, or does not know what they are consenting to.

Having sex with them is very likely to still be rape and leave crippling psychological scars.

Kyle: "I found a girl at the bar who is into me. She is wasted but she said yes when I asked to fuck her"

Brian: "That's dubious consent. Her mind is impaired and she might not truly want it. You should wait until she is sober and ask again before you start your sexual relations".

by NOUSERNAMELEFT September 19, 2023

black t-shirt convention

A concert, house show, party, or similar occasion when a group of "scenesters" can be found trying to outcool each other. Often the attire of those at these functions includes a black t-shirt, which may have a band logo, skull, or something else retarded printed on it.

person 1:Do you remember that hardcore show?
person 2: Yeah, fucking black t-shirt convention.

by Briskit May 25, 2008

Nevada Convert

An insufferable douchebag that trolls sports message boards who has no logical sense what so ever and an unhealthy obsession with the UNR Wolf Pack. His "logic" tends to prove the exact opposite of what he is out to prove. Tends to disappear or change the subject when present with facts that either prove the opposite point than the one he is making, or shows how much UNR really sucks.

Famous for the citing of Phil Steele's preseason rankings for why UNR was going to have a decent team that year.

Nevada Convert: Did you know Phil Steele ranked the Wolf Pack as 35th preseason? We will totally crush Notre Dame and CSU!!!

by blablabla12 April 15, 2010