Single Penis Relationship (SPR)

A relationship of a couple owning just one penis. This implies presumably also the ownership of a vagina.

Patricia and James live now together. They started a regular single penis relationship (SPR) after some turbulences. Cp. to Double Penis Relationship (DPR) and Zero Penis Relationship (ZPR).

by ThePhysopher September 25, 2016

The Scrutinization of Single People Day

Also known as Valentine's Day.

<Xyrena> So... Anyone got anything special planned for The Scrutinization of Single People Day?
20:41:17 <SD> trying to get laid any way i can cyber or other wise
<DragonLord> lol
* Xyrena nods
<Xyrena> Yup.. Seems to be the idea of it all.

by Mandy Blevins February 6, 2006

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

by Loki19634 January 15, 2019

my new rap single

when you come up with a fucking stupid rhyme so you make a 3 minute song where you read them out in a monotone voice as a garage band beat plays in the background.

Riley: "Boba Fett, Boba Lett, Boba want, Boba get.
Boba’s son, Boba’s gun, Boba lost, Boba won.
Boba sperm, Boba squirm, Boba eaten by a worm.
Boba chew, Boba true, Boba coming for you.
so yeah that's part of my new rap single."
Everybody else: "what the fuck is wrong with you."

by mynewrapsingle October 5, 2018

single string meat banjo

Another name for female masterbation!

I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!

by Denhamj February 21, 2018

Literally Every Single Day

Junsei’s Birthday

Literally Every Single Day:
Happy Birthday Junsei!

by Assass1nSquad November 6, 2019

one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016