Clockcocker

Someone who is sexually attracted to clocks

That guy's such a clockcocker
(Clockcocker: someone who is sexually attracted to clocks)

by Bomboy June 30, 2024

Cocksmoker

A 5’11” soy boy from Sisterfister, Tennessee who grew up rough and rowdy in the Salty Spittoon, where his tattoos got tattoos of their own, and he became the second coming of Pablo Escobar (in his dreams).

“I walked in the office and saw that Cocksmoker underneath the boss’s desk”.

by DickdealerDon August 6, 2025

Cocksmoker

A 5’11” soy boy from Sisterfister, Tennessee who grew up rough and rowdy in the Salty Spittoon, where his tattoos got tattoos of their own, and he became the second coming of Pablo Escobar (in his dreams).

“I walked in the office and saw that Cocksmoker underneath the boss’s desk”.

by DickdealerDon August 6, 2025

cocksmoker

a guy who has to small of a dick for her to actually hold it so she looks like shes smoking a cigarette

cocksmoker

by cocksmoker9000 August 19, 2025

ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .

Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true

by orion_14754 June 2, 2010

designated cockblocker

the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t

Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.

Mike: Cool

Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there

Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker

by Android23 January 24, 2011

Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019