painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place

I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling

by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017

calingus

an adjective to describe something cool. note: this is a made up word that is only to be used in the presence of someone who likes to take your trendy slang and use it as his own. so when he uses it in front of you or other other people, you can just laugh at him.

I can't believe how calingus this shirt is!

by Karl Hungas May 26, 2003

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

ceiling karl

Karl-shaped variant of Ceiling Cat

Ceiling Karl is watching you masturbate.

by Henry Yau June 10, 2008

ass ceiling

The impenetrable barrier of ass that keeps straight people from aspiring to gayness.

Justin Timberlake would be gay, but he hit the ass ceiling.

by SardonicMyt July 25, 2014

London Calling

A marketing campain to get people moving to London. Also a section in the paper for all the poms who live in Sydney

London is Calling to find out more visit londoncalling.com.au

by lulu March 7, 2005

calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.

Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!

by Joey Downbelowme April 17, 2008