Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.
Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017
Little Timmy fleagle fucked me out of that hot chick. She just wanted to ride in his dads porsche and eat at a fancy restaurant.
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.
We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.
by Miltythecheese July 03, 2017
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
A Butter Whore is a woman who eats extra healthy at home and when out with her boyfriend but when out alone pounds the butter and sugar.
Alexa made us quinoa and kale salad for dinner but that Butter Whore admitted she had three chocolate chip muffins with butter on the way to work
by Miltythecheese June 01, 2017
Slouch tits are when a young girl with a huge rack has bad posture and hunches over so far her nipples are right above her belly button.
Whoa Walt, did you see the slouch tits on that little wench that skulked by? She was so bent over her nips were right abover her belt!
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017