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by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the chinky chinky shit mug.A burble fart is a huge fart of ignominious proportions brewing from your epiglotis all the way down to your sphincter. It gurgles and regenerates and grow at an alarming rate until it forces itself out with the staccato bark of a golfball bouncing down 357 concrete steps.
Uncle Harry gorged himself on pineapple, cheese and pot roast. His stomach started groaning and producing voluminous flatus. He stepped outside just in time for his burbble fart to set itself free against his will and scared the dog as well as possibly crapped his britches.
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the burbble fart mug.Little Timmy fleagle fucked me out of that hot chick. She just wanted to ride in his dads porsche and eat at a fancy restaurant.
by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the fleagle fuck mug.A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
Get the costco gorging mug.A Butter Whore is a woman who eats extra healthy at home and when out with her boyfriend but when out alone pounds the butter and sugar.
Alexa made us quinoa and kale salad for dinner but that Butter Whore admitted she had three chocolate chip muffins with butter on the way to work
by Miltythecheese June 1, 2017
Get the butter whore mug.The legendary Taste the Rainbow Fuck is when you bring home a hot little slut, spread her flaps, and stuff and a few bags of skittles. Then you fuck her brains out and leave a huge load of man chowder. You then make her spread her legs wide and you take a big soup spoon and slide it in her coochie and fish out a big gooey spoonful which you feed to her.
Yo bro. Guess what I did to Jennabea last night? I gave her the Taste the Rainbow Fuck and set a new record with four bags of skittles. Then I got her to eat three spoonfuls and she licked it clean! She tasted my rainbow!!!!
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the taste the rainbow fuck mug.The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
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