Miltythecheese's definitions
Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
Get the painting the ceilingmug. A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.
We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.
by Miltythecheese July 3, 2017
Get the mexi screamermug. The Tibetan Butt Trumpet is when you get ripped with your friends and only have enough cash for some Taco Bell. Whoever passes out first gets a kazoo shoved in their ass and you all laugh like maniacs when they start to fart humming squeezing noises.
Walt came over with s bottle of Jack and we all killed it doing shots. Mike Z passed out dead drunk after 23 shots and 7 1/2 bean burritos. Jackson shoved a kazoo in his asshole and within twenty minutes he was playing a symphony on the Tibetan Butt Trumpet
by Miltythecheese June 10, 2017
Get the tibetan butt trumpetmug. by Miltythecheese May 11, 2017
Get the chinky chinky shitmug. A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.
Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.
by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017
Get the canine cuntmug. A Butter Whore is a woman who eats extra healthy at home and when out with her boyfriend but when out alone pounds the butter and sugar.
Alexa made us quinoa and kale salad for dinner but that Butter Whore admitted she had three chocolate chip muffins with butter on the way to work
by Miltythecheese June 1, 2017
Get the butter whoremug. A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.
Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.
by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017
Get the costco gorgingmug.