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spunk

A fat half Chinese, half Mexican man or woman. (Spic-Chunk-Chank)
That Spunk is eating nachos with chop sticks.
While over Osvaldo Ding's house, I noticed that that Spunk had cats in his freezer and was making cheese in his toilet.
by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008
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spunked

“he ejaculated on my face
damn, you got spunked!!”
by chodie13 February 18, 2020
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Spunk

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
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spunked

to waste or lose something ie money
i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines
by nb612 March 22, 2007
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spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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Spunk

Older term refering to something being "cool", bold, or blunt abour what they say and/or do.
You've got spunk kid!

Man, she's got spunk.

I wish I had spunk.
by T.iara September 10, 2010
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Spunk

An acronym meaning Sports Utility Nutritional Energy Kick. A nutritional drink that despite a large marketing campaign, failed due to its confusion with the slang term spunk meaning semen.
Andre: I like drinking Spunk before i exercise
Rodney: That is disgusting
Andre: Not that kinda spunk!
by Andre Kluneberg November 1, 2010
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