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bratworst

worst + bratwurst = bratworst
Your friend scores an owngoal while simultaneously hitting his head on a post, sending the chin towards the crotch with a devastating 'crunch!', and being slapped by the cheerleader for staring at her cleavage.

You ejaculate: "Bratworst!"
by Emilio Saffi January 14, 2007
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bratworst

the worst kind of brat XD XD

OR

a sausage
garet is such a bratworst
by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 3, 2019
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Bratwurscht

1) The pronouncian of Bratwurst in some southern dialects

2) Kawaii boy ๐“Ÿ๐“ป๐”ƒ๐“ฎ๐“ถ๐”‚๐“ผ๐”€๐“ช๐”€
What are you eating?
I eat a good Bratwurscht
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Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.
"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."
by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021
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Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.
As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.
by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022
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nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
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Bratwurst

A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.
That dude has a huge bratwurst!
by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 25, 2017
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