bratworst

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Your friend scores an owngoal while simultaneously hitting his head on a post, sending the chin towards the crotch with a devastating 'crunch!', and being slapped by the cheerleader for staring at her cleavage.

You ejaculate: "Bratworst!"

bratworst by Emilio Saffi January 14, 2007

Words you can keep

bratworst

the worst kind of brat XD XD

OR

a sausage

garet is such a bratworst

bratworst by Lazav (shapeshifter) November 3, 2019

Bratwurscht

1) The pronouncian of Bratwurst in some southern dialects

2) Kawaii boy 𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀

What are you eating?
I eat a good Bratwurscht

Bratwurscht by Maybe𝓟𝓻𝔃𝓮𝓶𝔂𝓼𝔀𝓪𝔀 May 26, 2021

Peanut Butter Bratwurst

When you are engaging in anal sex while your partner has to take a shit, and it gets shoved deeper into their rectum until it will no longer remain inside them, and it splashes out.

"Bro, what the hell was that? We were engaging in some hot anal sex! What's with all the shit?"

"Sorry bro. Didn't mean to give you a Peanut Butter Bratwurst."

Peanut Butter Bratwurst by Not Dave Matthews April 1, 2021

Bradworthy Wank

The act of masturbating in your living room while trying to get caught by the Google Street View car.

As soon as I saw the car coming round the corner by the Bradworthy Inn, I ran home, flopped it out and start it furiously Bashing the Bishop, in the hopes that the image of me choking my chicken would live forever on Google Street View.

Best Bradworthy Wank I ever had.

Bradworthy Wank by EducatedBumpkin March 26, 2022

nutty bratwurst

An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.

Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.

nutty bratwurst by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

Bratwurst

A man's cock, especially a larger sized one. So called because of its sausage-like shape.

That dude has a huge bratwurst!

Bratwurst by thegoldengrizzlybear12 April 25, 2017

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026