politicians

lying asshole

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich

by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.

politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 25, 2005

Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

by Lashin March 31, 2009

politicians

People who are paid to spend everyone else's money.

Damn politicians are using our money to buy beer again.

by tihoa February 28, 2005

politicians

A.rotten bastards
B.lying assholes
C.thieving crooks,murderers and cheats
D.all of the above











answer: _D.all of the above_





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politicians suck ass ........................

by life sucks and blows September 21, 2005

Politicians

Whining, self-centered, lying individuals who cannot agree on anything and unfortunately run the USA.

Those politicians act like little brats on the school yard playground, they can't get over things and hold grudges against each other.

by Harrbear January 2, 2015

Politicianed

When somebody asks you a question and you completely avoid it but make it seem like you answered their question.

Questioner:"What is your standpoint on Iran?"
Politician:"9/11 was bad."
Audience: *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Person watching at home: "Man that audience just got Politicianed"

by okayman March 1, 2012