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Moked

messed up, rekt, doinked, ruined, destroyed, devastated, lay waste, ravaged, demolished, wrecked, wiped out, flatten

derelict, in ruins, dilapidated, ruinous, tumbledown, ramshackle, decrepit, falling to pieces, crumbling, decaying, disintegrating...
There was only one donut in the bag left for me, and it was all moked up.
Who moked up the last piece of pizza?
The candy wrapper was completely moked.
by SampoFinn November 3, 2018
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$moke

someone usually in the caribbean, who is of good quality, but they always packin some kind of heat with em 24/7.
ehh yo man, he a regular $Moke on da block.
by joseph smith April 18, 2005
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moking

a range of highly mysterious and inappropriate acts, which most often occur poolside. They are hard to define specifically since there is usually no lifeguard on duty to observe their occurrence.
"moking is strictly prohibited in the pool area!"

"hey hey- why don't we head down to the pool and do some moking around?? no one's awake to catch us this late!"
by Natasha Everette June 9, 2010
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Mokes

Mokes: man-jokes. Mokes is said by a male to a group or another individual when they find something funny and realise it is not something women would normally find funny. Mokes originated from excessive video game playing of Pro Evo and Skate demos for the PS3 and hanging out with 'dave the mentalist cat' from Norwich. CFandWS
E.g. person farts and then procliams "mokes" to those around him. Examples of situations that may preceed the word 'mokes' are farting, burping, references to video games details, sporting references, acting like a bit of an idiot.
by SwanSong2010 April 25, 2010
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Moke

A form of broken English that Hawaii residents use on a daily basis formed when The Islands were stolen from the natives and slowly transitioned into a part of the USA
Proper: Hello friend how are your wife and kids?
MOKE: Sawwp ma baddah still slavin it ahh.
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moked

1) extremely high after taking a moke (50/50 weed & tobacco bowl taken in one rip; also known as a moki or mole bowl)
2) super stoned and/or tired after a long day of moke-ing
Dude I was so moked last night.
Did you bring your bong? I'm tryna get moked.
I am fucking moked out bro.
by Bob McWetterson September 11, 2011
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Moke

A person, usually male, with no game. Not only without game, but uses ridiculous tactics and lines to gain attention. This person usually thinks that they are the
P-I-M-P, but they are absolutely NOT.
Mary: Yikes! That guy is so lame. I wish he would just get out of here.
Jane: I know it. He such a moke.
by Nicholeg May 18, 2006
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