shmoyfriend

a phrase a girl uses to describe her boyfriend to another man she is trying to get with.

"i thought you had a boyfriend"-random guy
" its actually more of a shmoyfriend"-girl

by poopeater12 July 19, 2010

Boyfriend Shmoyfriend

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.

Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008

shoffie

more sugar than coffie

man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?

by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009

shnoffinhoffer

This word means anything that you want it to.

"man max was really being a shnoffinhoffer last night, he couldnt keep his hands off my sister."

by shnoffinhoffer May 11, 2010

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016