shmoyfriend

a phrase a girl uses to describe her boyfriend to another man she is trying to get with.

"i thought you had a boyfriend"-random guy
" its actually more of a shmoyfriend"-girl

by poopeater12 July 19, 2010

Boyfriend Shmoyfriend

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.

Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "

by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007

Soyfriend

Friendzoned sidekick; human bank account

Girl 1: "Wanna go out tonight?"

Girl 2: "I wish! But Im broke af..."

Girl 1: "I'll just invite Colin, he'll buy us drinks!"

Girl 2: "Yasss bitch. I wish I had a soyfriend like that!"

by Derek99 March 1, 2019

Shadyfriend

slang for schadenfreude (esp for folks that can't spell it) satisfaction or pleasure felt at someone else's misfortune

Dude I had some mighty shadyfriend when my ex got knocked up by her boss.

by MikeTopeka July 15, 2009

Soyfriend

A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.

Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.

by VerboseRaven October 28, 2021

Soyfriend

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.

She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.

by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016