Schnarf Sgt Stephens

Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.

Schnarf,schnarfer, SGT, Stephens,Spec6,ratfro,Schnarf Sgt Stephens

by Disapointed January 9, 2011

schnarfel

A pale shade of pink inside the vagina between the meat flaps

"I had my tounge all up in that schnarfelVagina

by Schick blitzen April 8, 2016

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 5, 2018

Schnarfly

That awful feeling during a long car journey when you're tired and squirmy and restless all at once.

Are we almost there? I'm so schnarfly I could DIE!

by MiMiMiaow June 11, 2021

Schnarf

Schnarf, also known as Snörp, is a really aggressive and sus person, he always says no homo, but as soon as he arrives at home he want to fuck the fuck out of you.

Klotz: Please don’t fuck me....
Schnarf: Turn around and shit the fuck up you little whore!
Klotz: OMG MY AAAAAAASSS

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Schnarf

To consume with voracious enthusiasm, in manner of a velociraptor with no housetraining.

Dude, I can't believe you schnarfed the whole tub of cookie dough when you staggered in last night - WTF!!

by crestae9 September 7, 2022

schnarfy

Having a VERY stuffy nose, worse than just sniffly

I’m just going to stay home anyway. I’m too schnarfy to even want to go outside, let alone actually do it.

by Goyangi July 27, 2024