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Johnbert is one of the most handsome man he is kind, loyal, faithful,honest,of the sweeties man you may know and a hard working
My classmate johnbert is one of a kind
by Legend of all legend June 7, 2021
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Johnest

Saying something that might sound rude to other people but you are actually being honest, not rude.
(tbj) To be "johnest" your house looks like a pack of hyenas insides with ribs that look like roadkill
by DominoRussia May 6, 2021
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Joner

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".

A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.
Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.
by joner1234 January 2, 2011
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JOHNVERSATION

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.
General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."
by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010
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Johnette

A hot girl, usually of Filipino descent. Intelligent, sexy and desirable. Goes a little crazy in the bedroom.

Guys fall in love with her and girls want to be her.

If someone displays those characteristics...
Wow she's so hot! I bet she's probably called Johnette!.
by sunshiyong October 21, 2010
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Johnorrhea

A person with an irrational fear that they could possibly catch an STD from a public toilet.
Dan: Dude, you missed half the game. What took you so long?

Steve: Man, I had to drop bait and those bathrooms are filthy so I had to cover the seat with some toilet paper.

Dan: Sounds like you got a bad case of Johnorrhea.
by b-tox May 23, 2012
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JohnCreed

To keep looking up words on Urban Dictionary. Addicted to Urban Dictionary. Someone who is constantly searching for adult humor on Urban Dictionary.
Dude, did you just search "falafel" on Urban Dictionary? Cant believe you are such a JohnCreed!
by Melissa1989 September 29, 2015
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