JOHNVERSATION 

When a conversation is led by John and you fall asleep three times during it. Usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.

General Manager "Let's keep this short and sweet. John, why don't you start us off."

John "Well......"

*3 HOURS LATER*

John "...I think that about sums it up..."

Jimmy "We really need to stop having these damn Johnversations..."

JOHNVERSATION by Johnversationalist February 3, 2010

Jonversation 

An awkward conversation where you feel extremely guilty for throwing your relationship in the face of someone who seems to like you, and they end up taking everything to a whole new serious level that you never expected it to escalate to.

White chick #1: OMG I just had the worst Jonversation ever with Myan.

White chick #2: No way girl, my Jonversation with Radden spiraled out of control faster than a no-show brunch date with endless mimosas.

Jonversation by canned_laughs June 12, 2016