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Johnette 

A big fan of the actor/singer John Barrowman (for girls)
BOY: Which rendition of Sunset Boulevard do you like better?
GIRL: John Barrowman's, of course!

BOY: Why?
GIRL: I'm a major Johnette, I've even got both of his autobiographies!
Johnette by Hearnian1 August 17, 2012

johnette 

a small toilet for use of kids.
A johnette has been constructed for my children.
johnette by uttam maharjan October 1, 2010

Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018

joanette 

A cute addorable sometimes sexy person with a good heart,a littlegullible but very strong,a Joanette has a soft and tranquil voice that never uttered anger even when she is angry, a Joanette will make you fight for her cause of her innocent eyes
DAMN,she is so innocent so Joanette
joanette by IRON_TANK March 6, 2018
Jonette is someone who loves with all her heart and is a loyal and caring friend. Works hard and asks for little in return. One who likes to be kissed in the rain and will change plans to make someone else happy. She can be alittle naughty and sweet at the same time.... Passion
Kissed Jonette Jonette Happy Jonetes Heart Jonettes Kind Loyal Jonette Jonettes Passion
Jonette by Sassymccaulou February 4, 2010
A sexual act when a mockney/cockney inserts the bristle end of a chimney broom in and around their bum hole while looking at a picture of Ben Fogle.
Last night I was so bored I taught myself how to johnitter.
Johnitter by Gonzo91 April 6, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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