Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of

My God that guy had some great cockuse.

by Ron Becker July 7, 2008

Cockpuales

From the english word "cucksucker" when typed in on t9 on a cell phone

did you just call me a jive turkay you cockpuales
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*cocksucker

by shaygrover April 1, 2009

cockburger

When a girl is jerking a guy off she will proceed to let him cum onto some buns, after that shell sandwich his cock together and bite into the burger she made. Kat

Cockburger

by Blue Couch Mike Chilton June 2, 2020

velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017

cockpushups

its from a Tenacious D song you stupid fuckheads who gave the other definition thumbs down

How many can you do?
Well I guess you can only do one, really...

-Jack Black and Kyle Gass, debating the usefullness of cockpushups

by you KNOW its true April 18, 2007

cockpuffer

A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.

Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.

by shocker of De La Paz mum's cunt March 16, 2004

Cockpulse

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.

Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!

by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009