Top definition
an untimely erection usually resulting in embarrassment in front of public places
The teacher called me to the board, but my awkward boner prevented me from doing so.
by hunglow57 February 02, 2009
Get the mug
Get a awkward boner mug for your cousin Abdul.
Sep 6 Word of the Day
Style with Ease
Damn that was a steezy ass kickflip son!
by niggaliciouszor April 29, 2007
Get the merch
Get the steezy neck gaiter and mug.
Normally you get an awkward boner when standing next to the hottest girl ever, but your girlfriend is right next to you. The boner ends up sprouting from a little sapling, and turns into a huge ass tree just so everyone can see it.
Mike- "Hey Jennifer!" *Gets awkward boner*

Mike's girlfriend- oh you get a
Boner staring at her but not at me?!? Da fuq is this BS!!?!!?"
by That pin head across the stree January 31, 2014
Get the mug
Get a Awkward Boner mug for your daughter-in-law Jovana.
a moment that is as awkward as getting a boner in the middle of class or when you hugging a girl you like
Friend 1- so i was at my grandparents and they gave me some kwanza money and i pissed my pants i was so happy
Friend 2- dude talk about a Awkward Boner
Friend 1- tell me about it
by tiggathebear June 01, 2011
Get the merch
Get the Awkward Boner neck gaiter and mug.
When during an awkward silence, a man gets a boner for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.
Doctor: Sir, you have AIDS.
"awkward silence"
by Justbeingstupidiguess33 January 21, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Awkward Boner mug for your guy James.