dick fleas

1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs

My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.

dick fleas by B-nus July 23, 2006

dick chisel 

1)One whom is constantly slapped in the face with a penis.
2)An extremely ugly looking person, who looks as if they suffer from being such.

1)"Jamie is such a nympho dick chisel."
2)"That fucking dick chisel looks like she got ran over by a mack truck. Whore."

dick chisel by Prez March 20, 2004

dick muffs 

the female breast, when your dick is cold you simply place it between the breast and it keeps it warm just like ear muffs.

Hey girl my dick is really cold, let me use them titties as my dick muffs, Please?

dick muffs by mr. dizzle September 16, 2004

dick loaf 

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

dick loaf by uncle phil December 29, 2004

Dick Tators 

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.

1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.

Dick Tators by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

Dick 7 

Someone who gels their hair up at the front and it goes to a dick-like point.

guy1:Hey dick 7!
guy2:you talking to me...?, whats a dick 7?
guy3:you, cause you gel'd your hair up at the front and it looks like a dick.
guy2:gtfo my house >.>

Dick 7 by iamthehero October 9, 2009

dick dagger 

When a girl looks good from behind but has a monstrous face which sends the feelings of daggers to your dick.

Hector: Look at that phat ass
Moises: Oh Hell yeah that is a phat ass
Hector: Look at the face and let me know.
Moises: Na Dawg her face is ugly she's a dick dagger
Hector: What a waste

dick dagger by broncos429 August 7, 2011