Panamanian Ass Hat

A sexual postion so strange that no one is quite sure what it involves!

I went home with this chick last night and gave her a Dirty Sanchez and a Panamanian Ass Hat!

by Otis P. Driftwood June 21, 2009

arshat

Arshat is a kazakh horse, an animal, once a molester of beavers, now a molester of squirrels.

Dude, you totally pulled an Arshat! Squirrel molester!

by Zimbiv January 8, 2009

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

Asspatch

A small cloth used for the wiping of smelly asses.
a) A host place for the abundant growth of asses.
b) A cut of leather or another select material designed for the covering of unaesthetically pleasing asses.

I hope that when you die, your corpse will provide for a lush and thriving asspatch.

by Nicole Chang 2 March 4, 2009

assmatic

having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic

i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!

by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

Asstat

A tattoo anywhere on the buttocks.

Brandon: "Hey check out my new asstat!"
Aaron: "Woah! You got a barbed wire tatted right down the middle of your crack!"

by Cloveskies September 19, 2012

Akshat

Dead. Just dead

Man he got into a fight, he is so Akshat

by Deadboi69 November 23, 2021