Assrate 

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

Assrate by MAc December 20, 2003

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013

assrape city 

Being in position of extreme pain, helplessness, getting screwed over.

I totaled my car, I just got fired, and my girlfriend gave me a vd. I'm stuck in the middle of assrape city!

assrape city by El Gran Guapo September 18, 2008

Asswater 

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

Asswater by tutash June 6, 2003

Asshatery 

The state or condition of being an asshat. Having the collective qualitites or characters of an asshat.

"His antics were a perfect example of asshatery"

Asshatery by Jeff G. September 17, 2004

Assraper's Anonymous 

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

Assraper's Anonymous by tom-paul June 29, 2008

assrape 

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.

Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!

assrape by Contribution To Society July 24, 2003