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having an almost asthmatic reaction in regards to shortness of breath, when in the presence of an amazingly beautiful ass.

anybody who gets short of breath and even a little lightheaded around a woman with a magnificent posterior may be an assmatic
i had an assmatic reaction when i saw kelly today, i needed a couple minuted to collect myself! have you seen that ass!?

i knew i was an ass man, but i never knew i was an assmatic. When i saw nancy today i almost passed out i needed some serious air to calm myself down, that ass was like POW!!!
by hotkarl2705 August 18, 2010

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when you listen to your ipod while dropping a deuce.
i was having a pretty bad day so wen i got home i went into the bathroom popped in my headphones and jammed out. ipooping really helped me relax.
by hotkarl2705 September 29, 2009

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