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Porch Cunt 

A cunt that yells at you and your kids from the safety of their own fenced yard.
Every time I walk my daughter to the bus stop this porch cunt at the corner yell random shit. It's amazing how those porch cunts have nothing better to do than yell at people. Why are those porch cunts such dirt squirrels?
Porch Cunt by Weeki June 3, 2015
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lick cunt 

When you are eating a female out but you only focus on the clit with your tongue
I'm about to lick cunt my girlfriend
lick cunt by ThatOneFreak October 12, 2015
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Soft cunt 

Someone who is emotionally weak or over sensitive
Wyatt's being a soft cunt by telling people she misses them
Soft cunt by Substrerch January 4, 2016

cart cunt 

A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
The cart cunt usually hits this part of the office at 2 pm every day.
cart cunt by MindFireDX September 20, 2016

leisure cunt 

Noun. An affirmative name for someone who is enjoying leisure time.
Independent person who makes having free time a priority.
Person 1: "Yeah I decided: fuck doing my masters in 2017, I'm gonna be a total leisure cunt."
Person 2: "Aw! I want 2 b a leisure cunt!"
leisure cunt by leisurecunt August 3, 2016

Dumb Cunt 

If you get called a Dumb Cunt just go fuck ya self
Dumb Cunt by Nick Redboy November 19, 2016

the cunt curse 

The cunt curse is when you call someone a cunt and they die the next day. Mostly used as a form of jinx, not intended for the death. Involves more than one person.
"You remind me of Hannah"
"Hannahs a fucking cunt"
*Hannah will die within a week after due to the cunt curse*
the cunt curse by I am a jinx January 2, 2017