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jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.
Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"
jobbyknickers by clownlager March 2, 2010
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job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth
Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
A character from the popular anime, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, that is a friend of the main character.

Most Jobros are main protagonist that help the main Jojo complete their goal.

Jojo's fans made the word, ‘Jobro’ to use when addressing friends of the main Jojo.
Person 1: “I think Okuyasu Nijimura is the best Jobro, he helps Josuke Higashikata quite a lot.”

Person 2: “I agree with you, but don't you think Bruno Bucciarati is also a good Jobro? He helped Giorno Giovanna complete his dream of becoming a Gangstar.”
Jobro by QuietKermit March 15, 2020

Steve Jobs heaven 

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
Steve Jobs heaven by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

They Took Our Jobs! 

As seen in South Park when people from the future came and took their jobs for less
Darryl Weathers: All right! So, any ideas how we can stop the future from happening? pause
Chet: How about we cause more global warming, so that in the future, the polar ice caps melt, and and it ushers in a new ice age?

Darryl Weathers: pause How the hell is global warming gonna cause an ice age?!

Chet: Well you know, the... global warming could bring on like a climate shift or somethin'?

Darryl Weathers: Chet, you are a f***in' retard, you know that?! Even if global warming were real, which all proven scientific data shows it isn't, it would take millions of years for a climate shift to happen! You think an ice age can just happen all of a sudden-like?

Chet: Well I was just tryin' to be helpful.

Darryl Weathers: Well help yourself to a f***in' science book, 'cause you're talkin' like a f***in' retard! Now, come on people, we've got to think! Damnit, they took our jaorbs!

Men: randomly They took our jobs!

Man: Dey Tuk R Jarbs!
They Took Our Jobs! by Gooback August 1, 2004
One of the prettiest girl you have met. One of the kindest too. A friend you can't live without. They are very smart and intelligent. Quiet at some times but a great leader. A friend you can tell about everything.
Jobelle, I have to tell you something.

person: jobelle!!!! hehe

jobelle: what?

person: nothing hehehe
Jobelle by urtheonly14me December 3, 2010