Cat

A feline or human that can do just about anything and will never get caught ever.

Tess has always been a cat. She's so good she can get away with murder.
When my cat walked in the room I let her jump in my lap so I could pet her.

by Pet&PurrSystems June 17, 2019

cat

An animal with pointy short ears, long tail, and paws with nails.

A bobcat won't have a long tail.

I have a cat.

by Idiotic Gaming June 19, 2019

Dry cat food

When your eating a girl out but her Pussy is dry af

Bruh she was dry cat food

by Alfoa June 20, 2019

Cat

A creature once raped by Shane dawnson

Person: *goes to Dramaalert* Omg shane fucked his cat!

by Theunknownrandomguy June 20, 2019

Cat

A little flufball demon that you will love forever

"nigga your cat took a shit in my bed and puked in the vents!"

"bruh he just a cat what's he supposed to know?"

"the house smells like a fuckin dumpster nigga!"

"bro just spray some deodorant around, then you got nothin to worry about.
besides he just a cat, it can't be that bad?"

"nigga, he eats plastic and shits in the bathtub"

"what you sayin? he gotta go?!"

"nigga you don't get rid of that thing Imma do it for ya!"

"breaking news, nigga pronounced dead after being thrown in front of a train"

"nigga got what was coming to him, isn't that right lil' nigga?"

*meow*

by oodoos24 August 2, 2019

Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.

Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.

by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019

Cat

A cat is a ferocious animal from the wild. It is the leader of animals and kills for fun. Aggressive and dominating, rather kinky.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the cat sleeps tonight.

by RoadmanTingz August 15, 2019