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Trumpflake 

Someone who Reaches far for anything to defend their loser president who has done wrong. Trying to use other past person, place, or thing to steer the conversation away from Trump, they will use name call and playground bully mentality to save face when defending Trump, only to fail. They will even attack someone's FB page in order to defend their state of loserness... poor folks.
And I sure as HELL don't Feel Bad for you ... YOU are a BITTER WASHED UP 2nd Rate Actor - post from a Trumpflake attacking a celeb.
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trumpnasty 

Someone who has reached new and unprecedented heights of nastiness.
When he characterized the dying, crippled, 13 year old artist's entire life's work as a heaping pile of crap he was beyond nasty, he was trumpnasty!
trumpnasty by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Trumped out 

The exhausted state of mind that occurs from too much news about Donald Trump
Dude, I'm totally taking a Facebook hiatus this week because I'm completely trumped out.
Trumped out by Queenofgnomes February 24, 2017

Trumpistan 

A new word for a potential future of the United States of America.
In this future Trumpistan, Donald J Trump is President, Emperor, and King.
The inbred are the top of the social caste system and the poor are routinely killed for sport.
Education does not exist, intellectuals and scientists are hunted down.

Child names are restricted to those of the companies that are approved.
The only food available is Big Macs, and everyone is given an AR-15 on turning the age of 16.
No-one is allowed in the country and no-one is allowed out.

All religion is banned, aside from Christianity and the only book allowed is an edited version of the Bible where Trump plays all the main roles.
98% of spending goes towards the military and hospitals do not exist.
All products are bought through Amazon, Netflix is the only entertainment and only plays Trump approved shows and Fox news is the only news outlet.
Being a detractor of Trump is punishable by death by drowning- meant to represent all the 'liberal tears'.
A- Dudeeeee I thing Trumpistan could be a reality
B- No way mannn things would never get that out of hand

4 years later......

Trumpchuck 

To throw up a little in your mouth due to a Trump pronouncement.
I couldn't help but Trumpchuck at his latest tweet regarding his bromance with Putin.
Trumpchuck by MmeMoodle December 24, 2016

skull trumpet 

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.
Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"
skull trumpet by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpology

Contrary to the traditional apology or statement of regret for one's actions, the trumpology is where one actually doubles down, steers into the skid, and makes a comment that serves to inflate the original offense.
Trumpology ex #1:
Anderson Cooper: "Mr. Trump, many activists are demanding that you apologize for claiming that you will build a wall along the US-Mexico border if elected president. What do you have to say to them?"
The Donald: "We're gonna build a wall...and Mexico is going to pay for it!"

Trumpology ex #2:
Reporter: "Johnny, now that you've been released from the Browns, are you going to clean up your act?"
Johnny Manziel: "I'm living out in LA with my guy, Von Miller. We might be partying six nights a week but we're trying to get our lives together, bro. I just wanna ball, bro. I don't think there's anything wrong with partying, bro. There's a difference between partying and being out of control."