shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

Shitfight

An event whereupon a network of Trolls preys mercilessly upon a captive audience who have no choice but to acknowledge that they brought this all upon themselves

Oh g-d, this is going to be a shitfight

by Siobahn's Ex November 22, 2011

Soylent Shitfest

A show where everybody gets together and throws shit and eats soybeans

Dude, that soylent shitfest last night was terrible.

by This is my maiden name December 8, 2007

shitfest

having a festival of various shits, hersheysquirts, aka diahreahha

Holy cow im having a shit feast!

by Matt Nowatka May 17, 2005

shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010