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shitfarter

A guy at your job who takes more than 3 shits in an 8 hour workday.
Can you believe Shitfarter is STILL in the bathroom. He has already ruined stall #3, and now he's going to take out #4.

Shitfinger 

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.
Shitfinger by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitlister 

1. (N) A person or group of people that are hated with such passion they are put on ones shit list.

2. (N) With enough passion to be put on one's shit list
Karen was being such a douchebag we all desided she was a shitlister
Shitlister by Kbas and Kodak September 28, 2009

Shitfinger 

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
John Crick: Shitfinger!
"www.myspace.com/ur_homie_gangsta"
Shitfinger by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shit filter 

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.
"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"
shit filter by wise941 June 1, 2011

shitfingers 

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"
shitfingers by King Byron August 22, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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