Shit Fight

A great, messy struggle, such as a freeway at rush hour or registration at a large university.

I got this from a deck hand, who works off of Hawaii and the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

Don't even try to park near the stadium. It's a shit fight on game day.

by KingfishRex October 29, 2004

Monkey Shit Fights

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

by JSP123 October 12, 2008

Monkey Shit Fight

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

by teakyden November 19, 2007

Monkey Shit Fight

A euphemism for a nigger drive by shooting. Derived from the fact that niggers are basically monkeys, and their aim during one of their trademark "drive by's" is so terrible that they'd usually do as much damage by throwing their shit at the target (Maybe more, they could give him AIDS)

There was a Monkey Shit Fight last night down the road, every shot missed and no one was hurt.

by OG Jamal Jefferson November 25, 2009