by humanity is overrated August 25, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. 
skinny boi, Would tap
by anonymous August 1, 2022
Get the ashtonmug. 
The act of pinging everybody in a discord and attaching an image of Clippy pregnant, This has to then be followed up by saying, "Ashton this is you in a few days."
Don't make me Ashton
by Hambo904 April 14, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. 
Get the ashtonmug.